and now for something completely different...

Tony, that wonderful little smartass, has been delighting me with his takeoffs on my daily mailout of articles, so I'm sharing...
enjoy, I know I do....

Evil Grin wrote:

• GOP memo touts new terror attack as way to reverse party's decline

Terror attack livens up party

• Bird Flu: A Corporate Bonanza for the Biotech Industry-Tamiflu, Vistide and the Pentagon Agenda

bird flu & Bonzana what the hell has hop sing done now

• Crying Wolf: Media Disinformation and Death Squads in Occupied Iraq

other wolves point and make fun of his sensitivity

• U.S. Army publication confirms United States used incendiary weapon in Falluja

In related news Mad Magazine confirms US Prez is really Alfred E Neuman

• An Army Ready to Snap

on those thigh high and pole dance to drum up funding

• House Shelves Alaska Drilling in Budget Fight

ok house shelve, Alaska, drilling , Montana plumbing c'mon guys let's get this bomb shelter built

• Palestinian Spy Chief Killed in Amman Blast:Israelis evacuated hours before Amman blast

He has been replaced with White Spy from Spy vs Spy commercials

• Lobbyist Sought $9 Million to Set Bush Meeting

Meanwhile Gore is begging to be talked to

• Wrong about rights-Is the U.S. above the Geneva Conventions?

If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right, if being in love means beating it out chu I rather do it wrong then do it right

• Revealed: US plans for Bosnian constitution

but they were kidding, who ever heard of bosnian oil

• Interrogation broke UN pact, CIA report warned

CIA gets time out for tattling

• IOF Chief Of Staff; Israel Will Continue Extrajudicial Assassination in the Strip as a Policy

Meanwhile Isabella continues to strip for fun and profit

• A Spy Machine of DARPA's Dreams

Also known as SPY KIDS IV. Dept of American Retired People of Alzheimers (DARPA) announced today.... umm.. something.. i'm sure.... dammit

• Former FEMA chief Brown off payroll

Brown laughs all the way to bank

• FEMA bill would bankrupt Louisiana, undermine recovery

LA declares bankruptcy and buys Mississippi after a corporate reorg.

• Exxon Mobil to sink billions into Africa

because they found out Africa doesn't have extradition treaties

• The Last Lie of the Iraq War Exposed

ha ha ha I can;t believe they keep falling for that one...last lie....teehee teehee

• The Insolent Servant--LOPHATHAM

Upstair/Downstairs

• 'Muslim' Riots Only Hit Nations Opposed To Iraq War?

and now news from Neverland

• Liberals & Faux ConservativesTwo Sides Of The Same Authoritarian Coin

the system is a sham DUH

• Nigeria Lifts Ban on Halliburton Subsidiary

great now you can reply to all the Nigerian 419 emails

• Canada's Martin Faces Possible Defeat in January

My favorite Martin?? I think not


I might do more later