George Bush Is My Friend

col_kurtz1961 *********
from....STRANGE BEDFELLOWS.......

George Bush can do no wrong. He's My President, and if he does it, it
must be OK. Two Thumbs Up, George. They took my neighbor away in the
middle of the night yesterday. He must have done something Wrong. Who
would have suspected he was Al-Qeida? I know he was a soldier in
WWII, and raised three kids, and worked his whole life and paid taxes
and he and his wife always kept their home nice. These nasty Al-
Qeida, they sure can infiltrate our Homeland. I'm so glad My
President is on watch. He's doing his job. He keeps us Safe. Why do
these people criticize him? Just because he has secret black torture
prisons in third world countries and arrests people without charges
and spies on all of us, these un-American people want to hurt our
troops by being critical of Mr. Bush.

Why, the way they talk you'd think he was some kind of Dictator, a
Tyrant who Is the law. Didn't they hear him when he told us all he's
defending Our Democracy, and he needs to do all those things to keep
our nation Free. I believe him, 'cause he's My President and I love
him. And he gets such good advice from his handlers and ministers.
They all love America too. That's why they make so much money from
their friends, like Jack Abermoff and Haliburton and the Carlye
Group. They're Real Patriots. Not like these disloyal Communists who
just want to tear down America, just because we go around the world
and kill people who don't agree with us. If those people would just
look at all the good we do, they'd love us too. Too bad we have to
kill them to make them see. Oh Why don't they just understand that
we're there to help them. We help them get all their natural
resources out of the ground, or burn down their huts. Plus we help
them get loans from the World Bank, so they can replace their
outmoded old cultures with our culture. Then they can watch Madonna.
I love her. She's such a good singer.

Just because those 3 million illegal aliens came in the country last
year doesn't mean he's not protecting us. And just because none of
them has done any terrorist stuff is no reason to think that the War
On Terror is a big fake. And just because we now have a state policy
of invading anyone we want to on the flimsiest of provocation is no
reason to think the Bushes have turned America into an aggressor
state. And that darned Osama! No one can find him. He's such a good
hider. He makes such a good enemy for us all to hate and fear. I'm
sure glad My President is on the lookout for him.

And just because that Osama Bin Laden was a business partner of the
Bush family, and so was Saddam Hussein, and so was Manuel Noriega,
and so was Adolf Hitler, it's no reason to think
that the Bushes are criminals who back stab everyone they ever deal
with.

And just because he and all his friends are making a killing on Wall
Street with their new factories in China and their maids and
gardeners from Costa Rica and all the American workers don't have
jobs, it' no reason to blame Our President. He loves us and takes
care of us. Why, I have nothing to hide, so I'm glad he taps my
phone. I don't want any Al-Qeidas to get in there. Plus he's keeping
the Gays from getting married to us. And he's a real Christian who
loves Christian Values, and keeps us safe from all those Muslims who
worship the devil.

Why I bet that sneaky Al-Qeida is planning something Bad right now.
If only George Bush could listen in on their plans and stop 'em then
everything would be all right. If only we had a huge spy
establishment with hundreds of billions of dollars and exciting high-
tech spy stuff then maybe we could have stopped 9/11 from happening.
Maybe we should of had fighter planes to shoot down the highjacked
airliners before they could crash into our buildings. Too bad we
didn't give George Bush the tools he needed to do his job back then.
Why do all these people worry so much about freedom and the rule of
law and the Constitution and tyranny? Don't they know there's a War
on?
They need to listen to what Our President is telling them. He's just
like a friendly, protective older sibling who makes sure no bullies
get you on the way to school. That's why I love him so.